Before I die I will buy an Amazon Parrot (named Sir Squeakers) and my will will state that when I die every material possession I own must be sold, that money, plus whatever money I had in the bank must be used in a Presidential campaign for Sir Squeakers. Should Sir Squeakers die of natural causes before all the money is spent my descendants may keep the money, but it must go towards education. If Sir Squeakers dies due to fowl play all of the money gets burned.
I am proud to be your friend <3
3 notestoday my parents shared with me that a friend of theirs who’d recently become religious told them that the reason my parents weren’t religious was because they hadn’t faced any suffering/troubles yet. i know she probably didn’t mean this offensively, but i was kind of annoyed. i don’t think…
I wouldn’t be annoyed/offended, sometimes people say things wrong on accident.
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