She’s gonna have our cute babies,
Him and I are gonna fall in love,
I wouldn’t be surprised if our wedding is tomorrow.
I DON’T CARRY TAMPONS AT CK.
People didn’t judge me at Kingston D<
You save me from looking like a TOTAL idiot thanks to spell check.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK XDDD
Remember how I used to carry around tampons because everyone forgot theirs when they started their cycles D<?
Best gay friend. EVER.
- 3 pencils
- a hairbrush
- hair putty
- aloe vera gel
- 30billion starbucks receipts
- a ponytail band (wtf, I don’t even)
- a recipe for a watermelon salad
- starbucks tumbler
- smart water
- and a crochet needle
THIS IS MY SCHOOL BAG AND I HAVE NO SCHOOL SUPPLIES EXCEPT PENCILS.
PS THE FACT I OWN A TOTE IS BAD ENOUGH
God Bless Drag Queens (via fiftyrantsperday)
TOO AWESOME TO NOT REBLOG
Kick some ass, ladies.
Themed by Max davis.